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03:56 Jul 26 2009
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Sean says:

haha fucking awesome guy just murdered another one with a chainsaw

Cassie [Harlequin Faces, Profane Thoughts] says:

lol

mmm needy guildies=less to get in bank

Sean says:

haha

Cassie [Harlequin Faces, Profane Thoughts] says:

>.>

I didn't say that

i'm horrid sometimes

Sean says:

I like these people, they aren't completely stupid

Cassie [Harlequin Faces, Profane Thoughts] says:

Well that is a great quality to have

Sean says:

like that girl that was first to get eaten

Cassie [Harlequin Faces, Profane Thoughts] says:

Not being stupid

Sean says:

she wanted to save the sharks and try to capture them

Cassie [Harlequin Faces, Profane Thoughts] says:

why?

(i thought you said she was smart?)

Sean says:

Well the stupid people got killed off so only the ones who have some common sense are left.

Cassie [Harlequin Faces, Profane Thoughts] says:

ah

Sean says:

But they are dolphin sharks that are supposed to be extinct.

Cassie [Harlequin Faces, Profane Thoughts] says:

what?

really now?

like dolphins as in the cute harmless things?

Sean says:

well the have a bottle nose type thing but its above their mouths

Cassie [Harlequin Faces, Profane Thoughts] says:

I'm saving this entire convo btw

Just for the humor it in

Sean says:

haha

01:31 Jul 20 2009
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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.

Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm Wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress?

You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear.

I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

01:43 Jul 13 2009
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6TH GRADE SCIENCE....



The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. McNick, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. McNick ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. McNick said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

(1) you have a dirty mind,

(2) you didn't read your homework, and

(3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.

09:30 Jul 12 2009
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Hmm



If you edit an entry after making a new one it disappears from the Journals page.

Droppings
09:29 Jul 12 2009
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I love watching the cat sleep. He looks so adorable then. :3



MC Chris speaks to me. Don't ask.



My skin looks so nasty. I'm afraid there will be permanent damage.



Strawberry chapstick tastes better then cherry.



I go through a lot of bread for a healing class.



My ankle still hasn't fully recovered from Metrocon.



I get hurt a lot.



Sleep is good.



I know, most of this doesn't make sense. It doesn't have to.

08:54 Jul 01 2009
Times Read: 771